If you aren't outraged, you aren't paying attention.

Yes, this weird Trek .wav file was a school assignment...

I just realized I don't think I've ever updated this website on this machine. Or using any of my Macs. So I think that means that I haven't touched the damn thing in a year. But I remember adding page 2 of the PODS at Starbase 164 more recently than that, so what the hell did I use to do that? Sometimes when you look back in time, memories and timelines just don't make sense, and you wonder how it could have possibly happened that way, and then sometimes you think what if it actually *didn't*? Creepy...

my kitten abuses vegetables

This bottle contains exactly no water.

To get one of these lovely one sided bottles, or for more information, click on the image.

The fish tanks! The fish tanks! *They* have water in them!

Ok, I know this needs updating more than just changing one image and killing the dead links. It's boring, I know. But I just updated Starbase 164. Go amuse yourself there for a while.

And for those of you that aren't satisfied with that and demand I update this page *now*, go here. Have a nice day.

For those of you that for some bizarre reason want to know what's going on in my life, I've now got a journal.

Public Domain Life

Mom's website died because she didn't care enough to water it or pay the bills. Sorry.

You're sweet at first, but like all good things, people get sick of you after a while. One good (or bad, depends how you look at it) thing though: you're not available in the US.

Website endorsed by Isis the Kitten!

That's all a crock. It's been updated more recently. For example, this counter was just put here on 03/12/01. So has the main page if you click the "go" link. But whatever. I'm still ticked that MyComputer.com decided I could just take my free counters I've had for years and...well, you get the picture...because I wasn't making them any money. Capitalist bastards. *I* don't make any money from any of my web pages.

The fancy non-javascript page update thingy says this page was last updated July 17th, 2002. So there.

And for any of you who've been wondering what the webmaster of this site looks like, brought to you by a miracle of technology...

Keep this in mind next time you want to take a picture of me. Or wake me up. That will be all.

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